I'm nearly a normal guy, soon 42 years old. Ok, I run model boats for a hobby but otherwise I'm normal. Educated as expected and fully capable of making a living, wash, and cook.
But when I texted my wife today that she should buy a colander (
link to wikipedia:colander) she instantly called me and questioned my request.
"- We have two, why do you need a third?"
Honestly, if she texted me I just would have bought the damn thing. No questions asked.
So, text your wife next time she is shopping and ask her to pick up someting unusual and see what respons you get. Reports here of course...
Happy holidays!